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BIG EAST PREVIEWS- UCONN: YES, THEY ACTUALLY HIRED PAUL PASQUALONI

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on May 23, 2011 by slangbus

Seconds later, Bob Stoops finished on his back. He did not hang around for a caress.

THE GOOD

Umm….jesus….A walk-on tailback named Jordan Huxtable?

THE BAD

Every Big East team that hired a new coach last winter traded up, except UConn. The Huskies were merely one year into their Big East membership the last time Paul Pasqualoni was coaching in college football. He was last seen as the linebacker coach for a Dallas Cowboy defense who couldn’t stop Rex Fucking Grossman. If you need a wingman you don’t ask your grandfather to come along, and if you need an exciting Head Coach to invigorate your basketball school, you don’t hire a 61 year old failed NFL assistant who runs a high school offense.

PREDICTIONS- 4-8 (1-6) 8th place in BE

Fordham W

@ Vandy L

Iowa State L

@ Buffalo W

Western Michigan W

@ WVU L

USF W

@ PITT L

CUSE L

Louisville L

Rutgers L

@ Cincy L

RANDOM VIDEO THAT REMINDS ME OF UCONN