JIM TRESSEL OUT AT OSU- WHEEE I GET TO SPECULATE!

Jim Tressel ”resigned” from Ohio State sometime while I was still asleep this morning. The proverbial red vest wearing shit finally hit the fan after months of allegations and suspensions, a ”bombshell” on SI is expected this afternoon and OSU was just getting out in front of things.  So with all that behind us…..WOOO SUMMA COACHING SPECULATION YA’LL.

THE FAVORITES

Urban Meyer

An Ohio kid, OSU is his dream job. Plus, he sucks on TV.

Jon Gruden

THIS GUY IS AVAILABLE and THIS GUY COULD RECRUIT HIS ASS OFF

THE DARKHORSES

Bo Pelini

Nebraskas head man is a former Buckeye Safety

Mark Dantonio

Former DC in Columbus

THE FUCKING HILARIOUS

Bobby Petrino

At this point, every Bobby Petrino contract is not just a signature, its performance art.

He’s the banksy of leaving a burning tire fire of a team behind him to do a decent but not great job at another school.

Bill Stewart

HE’S THE HERO COLUMBUS NEEDS!