Jim Tressel ”resigned” from Ohio State sometime while I was still asleep this morning. The proverbial red vest wearing shit finally hit the fan after months of allegations and suspensions, a ”bombshell” on SI is expected this afternoon and OSU was just getting out in front of things. So with all that behind us…..WOOO SUMMA COACHING SPECULATION YA’LL.
THE FAVORITES
Urban Meyer
An Ohio kid, OSU is his dream job. Plus, he sucks on TV.
Jon Gruden
THIS GUY IS AVAILABLE and THIS GUY COULD RECRUIT HIS ASS OFF
THE DARKHORSES
Bo Pelini
Nebraskas head man is a former Buckeye Safety
Mark Dantonio
Former DC in Columbus
THE FUCKING HILARIOUS
Bobby Petrino
At this point, every Bobby Petrino contract is not just a signature, its performance art.
He’s the banksy of leaving a burning tire fire of a team behind him to do a decent but not great job at another school.
Bill Stewart
HE’S THE HERO COLUMBUS NEEDS!